Let the Second Test be a washout too !!! In case ...

Let the Second Test be a washout too !!!

In case you're wondering which Second Test I'm talkin about here(there's a WI-Eng series going on too!!), I mean both the second tests. I hope both of them get washed out and not a single day's play is possible. Why, you ask?

Because any more mediocrity in the standard of cricket played and any more nonsensical and insignificant scores, centuries and feats cannot be tolerated by any cricket-lover. We've had enough, and clearly the players have had enough. Barely a month back they finished taking part in the worst ever sports competition in the whole world, and within 2 weeks they were asked to contribute to some more meaningless cricket.

Tendulkar will score another century, and again say something equally ridiculous as this, which he said after the first Test:

"After 17 years of playing cricket, I dont think I have anything to prove, and I showed that again today".

This, after scoring a century on a cement road-like pitch, against bowlers who were struggling to stay hydrated.

Well there is something you can prove, you SOB:

Prove that you play for the country and not for your place in the team.
Prove that you can be above the mundane tactics and that you can pay your taxes regularly.
Prove that money is not more important to you than the game.
Prove that you're not a sucker for the last rupee that you can save by begging the Indian Governement.

Cant prove any of it? Here's what? Just go fuckin die !! And give us some good news !!